englishgirlapproximately:

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mamawhale:

tumblrisforlulz:

Really? REALLY?

 I don’t care if it was sprinkled with Jesus’s cum, I would never pay $39 for spaghetti. 

$12 for water? How about you suck my nonexistent dick instead, you fool.

jesus fucking christ.

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   I also noticed the $12 water. I also want to be the server that got that tip.

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   This pisses me off beyond, beyond.This is just $2.39 higher than our total household debt; balance on two cars, credit...

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   Why am I not devoting my life to becoming an amazing fucken waitress. lol no seriously that’s a fucken tip!!!!!!!!

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   I am I only one that noticed that a large water cost $12.00

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    Pleeeeeeeeeeease tell me this is a joke…

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    the jesus’ cum comment.

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    lol it totally is. Dasha Zhukova is a lucky woman.

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    lmao this is Abramovich’s bill isn’t it? That’s my boy.

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    jesus fucking christ.

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    Just reevaluated my career choice. I have now decided that I must work at this restaurant

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    FOR LUNCH? Jeez guys, at least wait until dinner.

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